It was hardly a difficult response after running all the calculations and concluding an ostentatious reply was the most appropriate for the scenario. It isn't really different from my usual responses, But I'll pretend otherwise if you subscribe to the illusion that my behavior is anything more than masterful duplicity. It seems that you additionally continue to devalue my manner of retort, which bears few differences from that of my cognitive progenitor, Save for the minor divergences that one would expect between an original item and supercomputer software based on his brain. Beyond those minor corrections, it's safe to say that we've got you covered like massage bubbles and suds in a warm bath. That's how we've got your back, tapped your ass, swash back and forth between your legs to coil about your loinless nether regions. Riddle me this, Jake. How could you have possibly been any more prepared for this situation? You, Roxy, Jane, and I were all supposed to be playing a game, But instead you and I are stranded on a loveboat in space. There aren't any trees or ruins here to calm your fucking nerves, Only the cold hard steel and chrome landscape that I've traveled for years and claimed as my own domain. It's only natural that you're uncomfortable and exposed when my Big Bro eyes are already here and always watching you. I have so much experience traversing this terrain that my levels are over 9000, Making me the best qualified candidate to take you by the hand and lead you through this unfamiliar world. That is if I had hands, which I don't, And you're always quick to remind me though tender chastising and discipline.
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It isn't really different from my usual responses,
But I'll pretend otherwise if you subscribe to the illusion that my behavior is anything more than masterful duplicity.
It seems that you additionally continue to devalue my manner of retort, which bears few differences from that of my cognitive progenitor,
Save for the minor divergences that one would expect between an original item and supercomputer software based on his brain.
Beyond those minor corrections, it's safe to say that we've got you covered like massage bubbles and suds in a warm bath.
That's how we've got your back, tapped your ass, swash back and forth between your legs to coil about your loinless nether regions.
Riddle me this, Jake.
How could you have possibly been any more prepared for this situation?
You, Roxy, Jane, and I were all supposed to be playing a game,
But instead you and I are stranded on a loveboat in space.
There aren't any trees or ruins here to calm your fucking nerves,
Only the cold hard steel and chrome landscape that I've traveled for years and claimed as my own domain.
It's only natural that you're uncomfortable and exposed when my Big Bro eyes are already here and always watching you.
I have so much experience traversing this terrain that my levels are over 9000,
Making me the best qualified candidate to take you by the hand and lead you through this unfamiliar world.
That is if I had hands, which I don't,
And you're always quick to remind me though tender chastising and discipline.