syllogism: (pester chums - auto responder)
timaeusTestified [TT] Dirk Strider ([personal profile] syllogism) wrote 2012-07-24 03:56 am (UTC)

No, bro. It seems you are incapable of comprehending exactly how this programming works,
And the blame for ill programming is on the programmer, not the software.
There is a 100% chance you're saying that Dirk Strider is a shit programmer.
Are you saying that he is a shit programmer, Jake?
Because it's wrong of you not to share these genuine feelings with him,
Especially since that seems to be the nature of his calling aboard this ship.
Anyway, you aren't the only one who's ever arrived here without his inventory.
And if you take lessons from me, you obviously won't sweat on anybody.
All you have to do is follow my lead.
We can start from where I'd left off in the warm bath with massage bubbles and soap suds.
What else is it that you need to know about this ship?
There's a ludicrously high amount of unknown variables in this predicament,
And even knowing what year it is will be of little use to you when you realize that time here and time back at home aren't necessarily synchronized.

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