[ At this point, they've likely already sorted out that Dirk and Auto-Responder are aboard the Tranquility.
Anyway, Auto-Responder has intercepted this text to Dirk and will produce a log transcript of this conversation for Dirk's perusal once it's completed. ]
Here I am, your bestest bro, Fresh out of mid-ablution to answer the big, blinding brosignal in the sky. Where's this urgent threat that'll bring about our demise?
perma-text, auto-re:
Anyway, Auto-Responder has intercepted this text to Dirk and will produce a log transcript of this conversation for Dirk's perusal once it's completed. ]
Here I am, your bestest bro,
Fresh out of mid-ablution to answer the big, blinding brosignal in the sky.
Where's this urgent threat that'll bring about our demise?