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timaeusTestified [TT] Dirk Strider ([personal profile] syllogism) wrote2012-04-12 04:03 pm

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[personal profile] kringlefuck 2012-07-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"It seems"!!!
"IT SEEMS"!!! Fucking hell its so blatantly obvious youre nothing but a friggen robotic hunk of shit!!!

Oh har har har go on more mister auto responder with all your record breaking percentage horse shit. What other information can you pull out of your asshole?!?!?!
Actually dont answer that i dont need to know anymore of your damn malarkey that probably isnt even accurate.

Shut up, man. I was going to say how absolutely bully it is to be talking to you once again but if youre going to be giving me a hard time i hold back what i was going to say.

In any case i suppose since the douchebag himself isnt going to be talking to me i might as well exchange words with you unless youre going to be unhelpful. Im already a bit panicked right now so i would much appreciate it if youd not get me flustered by your vulgar speaking.

Apparently this ship is haunted and several people have died. Theyve been here for months and months and nobody has successfully gotten face to face with our captors. As exciting and enthralling as a horror sci-fi adventure may seem, i cannot help but feel a little nervous and unsettled.

Especially within my stomach.

All im asking is perhaps a few comforting words so i dont upchuck on everything.. unless youre incapable of that.
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[personal profile] kringlefuck 2012-07-19 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about your damn bosom!! You dont even have a fucking body! THERE IS NO BOSOM TO SNUGGLE.
AUGHHGHH....

Fine!! Im *excited* to see you. I honestly am. In fact i would probably even give you some sort of embrace if i physically could but thats impossible.
You are just being more of a pain in the ass than actually being any help.
And thats bothersome.

So i ask you step off a bit and just listen to me instead of saying things to make me feel agitated. Understood???
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[personal profile] kringlefuck 2012-07-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah sure.
And stop that. Dash it all.
Im not going to be manipulated by your sorry attempt at guilt tripping and feel remorse for only speaking my thoughts, you twat.

*Takes in a deep breath.*

I guess it all sort of narrows down in all utter honestly that im actually rather scared. Not *too* scared but well blimey. Scared enough to admit it at least!
I mean how the blazes am i going to get through all of this with only my two berettas?? Communicating without the skulltop is difficult since it isnt think typing and im just afraid that im going to be minding my own beeswax here on this craft and just end up all KABLOOEY and shit and just sort of be victim to whatever the hell is wrong with this place since i am ill prepared.

That is all. I grant you permission to exchange your thoughts with me.
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[personal profile] kringlefuck 2012-07-20 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
See that wasnt so goddamn hard now was it???
But golly are you being honest here? Three other fine fellas and then you on my side. I dare say that makes me feel a reasonably decent amount better ol chap.
Youre rather tolerable when you speak like this i hope you realize, minus of vulgar sentences structured into your comforting.

Four people got me covered. Oh my.
Granted i would be fine and dandy if i hadnt been so ill prepared. Ruffianism is my specialty! I grew up on a dangerous island for christs sake. But the fact im in an environment that makes me uncomfortable and exposed in a way has only heightened my nerves.

So thanks i guess.


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[personal profile] kringlefuck 2012-07-21 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Bullshit. Im sure you are fully capable of giving others comfort.. unless you are that ill programmed? :P
And ive already told you man!!!! All of my shit is missing! Im especially stressed out about my puzzle module being gone, along with my handkerchief! Golly what if i just down right start sweating on somebody?? Thatd be dreadfully embarrassing!!!

Thats erm.
*Loosens collar a little.*
That IS uncomfortable. Sweet jesus christmas why do you have to make everything to damn awkward??

But fine. I appreciate and accept your offer shall i need it. I suppose thats all i really needed to hear.
Oh wait. Besides one pinch of a thing here.
Can you tell me anything else i need to know about this ship??
Also what year is it?
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[personal profile] kringlefuck 2012-07-24 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody is perfect!!!!!!!!
Even dirk no matter how hard that is to believe at times. Im sure you have a few bugs in your system he needs to tweak. I think you need certain settings, or at least more emotion in the way you convey yourself. I ought to pass word to him how much of a snore you can be.

It gets tiring to chatter to some program system who has the odd fascination with making me immensely awkward and give me bullshit percentages he pulls out of his arse hole.
Im aware people have been stripped of their supplies and they seem to be managing just fine for the most part but i cannot help but feel unsettled still.

Following *your* lead is a rather alarming thought if i can dare say. Despite the fact youre practically dirk in this weird vulgar programming form i find it difficult to invest my complete and utter trust into you.
Ok, sure. Perhaps that was a little harsh but i ts the honest truth!!! Ill take your advice but i refuse to completely throw myself at you for absolutely anything you lead me into.

You know actually taking a long bath sounds like it could be calming after hearing all of that shit. I may just actually head over there and do that.
I really just want to know what year it is and if were in our same galaxy. Why do you have to be elusive about that sort of information? Do you even know?