[ This text from the auto-responder comes separately from Dirk's. It is also private from Dirk himself. ]
Ok. Look, Jake. Do you really want to revisit various means of man bosom alleviation? Counterattack the panic attack back, and smack that shit down before it goes whack, Then hit the sack to get your tits to the calm track.
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Ok. Look, Jake.
Do you really want to revisit various means of man bosom alleviation?
Counterattack the panic attack back, and smack that shit down before it goes whack,
Then hit the sack to get your tits to the calm track.