[ ARCHIVE ] Canon Links & References

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[S] ACT 6

Jane: Inspect books.

Pesterlogs - Jake and Auto-Responder
Jake: Message your good bro.
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Jake: Answer Strider.
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Pesterlog - Jane and Dirk
Jane: Answer Strider.
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[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1

Pony Pals Rewrite
Jane: Read Pony Pals.
Jane: Examine contents.
Jane: Flip to page 1.
Jane: Turn page.

Pesterlog - Jane and Dirk
Jane: Answer Di-Stri.²
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DS: Deploy.*²

Introduction - Dirk
Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink.
Examine placronym.
Pony: Wake up.
Examine room.
Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis.

Pesterlog - Roxy and Dirk
Roxy: Answer.*¹
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Pesterlog - Roxy and Auto-Responder
Roxy: Flirtlarp.
Roxy: Answer Jane.
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Moar
Be Dirk.
Dirk: Go get your sword.
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Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump.
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Dirk: Admire fancy santa.
Dirk: Greet robotic friend.
Dirk: Examine wardrobe.
Dirk: Change shirt.
Dirk: What the hell is that on your arm...
Dirk: Examine little posters.
Dirk: Examine puppet/hat pile.
Dirk: Check out big tv.
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Dirk: Examine red microwave.
Dirk: Captchalogue Geromy plush.
Dirk: Captchalogue Sweet Bro plush.
Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff plush.
Dirk: Take sord.....
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Dirk: Be dream self.
Dirk: Examine sleazy Dersite rag.
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[S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!^transcript
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Dirk: Act fast.
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Dirk: Check on Roxy.
Dirk: Exit.
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Dirk: Be waking self again.
Dirk: Pester Roxy.*¹
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Dirk: Take actual responsibilities seriously.

Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Dirk
Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder.
Dirk: Warn Jane*²
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Dirk: Deploy.*²
Dirk: Deploy more stuff.
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Pesterlog - Auto-Responder, Jane, and Dirk
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Dirk: Deploy cruxtruder.
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Jane: Run to study.
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Pesterlog - uranianUmbra and Dirk
Dirk: Talk to alien.
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Dirk: Go through bedroom door.
Dirk: Exit.

Pesterlog - Jane and Auto-Responder
Jane: Pester shades.

[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.

Pesterlog - Jane and Auto-Responder
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Dirk: Examine fenestrated plane.
Dirk: Ask Roxy.

Pesterlog - undyingUmbrage and Dirk
Dirk: Answer.
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Dirk: Retrieve juju.
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[S] Jane: Enter.

[S] ACT 6 ACT 3
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[S] Jane: Proceed.

Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Jane
[S] Jane: Proceed.

Pesterlog - Dirk and Jake [dream bubble]
Years in the past... But centuries in the future.
Jake: Respond.
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Jake: Complete brobot.
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Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Jane
Jane: Answer.
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Jane: Answer again.

Pesterlog - undyingUmbrage and Dirk
uu: Jeer Dirk.
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uu: Jeer Past Dirk.
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uu: Jeer future Dirk.
uu: Reveal shitty twist.
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Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Jane
Jane: Answer client shades.
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Jane: Zoom out.
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Jane: Deploy.
Jane: Follow the rabbit.
Jane: "Transportalize."

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Pesterlog - Dirk and Auto-Responder
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Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Jake
Jake: Answer.
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Jake: Deploy.
Jake: Transportalize.

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Pesterlog - Dirk and Auto-Responder
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Pesterlog - undyingUmbrage and Dirk
Be Dirk.
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Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Dirk
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Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Roxy
Roxy: Answer chumps.

Select character.
[...] Jane
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[...] Jake
Be Jake.
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[...] Jake + Lil Seb
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[...] Roxy
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[...] Dirk
Be Dirk.
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I clicked on all those kids. Now what?
Dream Dirk: Dream.
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Dirk: Wake.
[S] Dirk: Synchronize.
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Pesterlog - Auto-Responder and Jake
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[S] Dirk: Unite.
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Sawtooth: Enter.
Squarewave: Enter.
Jane, Dirk, Jake, Roxy: Enter.

[S] ACT 6 ACT 4

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[S] ACT 6 ACT 5
Jake: Examine incoming message.
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Roxy: Pester Dirk.
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Dirk: Fuck it.
Shades: Descend.
[S] Ride.
Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide.
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[S] Tricksters: Alchemize.
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Oh, oh! Do a fancy santa.
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[S] WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
[S] HA HA HA! HE HE HE! HO HO HO!
GO BACK TO ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1.

[S] Caliborn + Gamzee: Engage.
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END OF ACT 6 ACT 5

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[S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!
SQUAREWAVE: YO YO D-STRIZZLE I COULDN'T HELP BUT CHECK YOU LOADIN UP ON YOUR SYLLADILLY!
SQUAREWAVE: CAN'T FOOL ME HOMES I KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT
SQUAREWAVE: SO I JUST GOT ONE CAN OF SURPRISE NOODLES LEFT TO BUST OPEN HERE AND I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE YOUR NOODLES
SQUAREWAVE: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME??????????????
DIRK: Man, no.
DIRK: I already told you, I don't have time to disgrace you with my rhymes today. Sorry, dude.
SQUAREWAVE: THAT'S SO WHACK! I BEEN WATCHING YOU WASTE NOTHIN BUT TIME ALL LOOKIN AT YOUR HORSE PICTURES AND SHIT
SQUAREWAVE: SO I'M LIKE...
SQUAREWAVE: THAT SHIT'S AS WHACK AS I'M A GUY MADE OF METAL
SQUAREWAVE: SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN CAUSE WE GOT SHIT TO SETTLE
SQUAREWAVE: JUST PARK IT ON MY GRILL, YOU BE WHISTLIN LIKE A KETTLE
SQUAREWAVE: IF RAP'S A ONE WHEEL DEVICE YOUR FOOT DON'T REACH THE PEDAL
SQUAREWAVE: WORD!
DIRK: God dammit. Alright, this is all you get.
DIRK: Rap off? Man, I gotta nap off your sad rap ambush. Shoosh your ass down while I pap you with plush.
DIRK: I push mad facts on the hapless, shit's practically axiomatic; you don't talk smack with Orange Crush.
SQUAREWAVE: DAMN DOGG WHY AS A ROBOT I GOT TO BE SO PREDICTABLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIQUID LIKE THIS. IT AIN'T COOL!!!