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[Why did he think this was a good idea? Corner of the ceiling found, butt placed in it. Maybe he'll float sleep. It's safe up here right.]
Yeah. Welp. Going to catch a few winks.
[And pray he doesn't wake up to that laughing.]
Caw.
Yeah. Welp. Going to catch a few winks.
[And pray he doesn't wake up to that laughing.]
Caw.
[He waits a short while, makes a trip to the kitchen to grab enough for three, comes back all nice and quiet.
Aww. They're sleeping. One's sleeping in a corner on the ceiling with chin tucked downward and arms folded on his chest. His wings emit a soft orange glow--that's a nice touch. The other is scrunched in a corner on the floor with his head leaned against one of the walls, arms crossed but relaxed, and one leg tucked in the other's crook.
Sweet. He whips out his communicator and gets this on vlog.
Put it on the network? Don't be ridiculous. This is for his viewing pleasure only.]
Aww. They're sleeping. One's sleeping in a corner on the ceiling with chin tucked downward and arms folded on his chest. His wings emit a soft orange glow--that's a nice touch. The other is scrunched in a corner on the floor with his head leaned against one of the walls, arms crossed but relaxed, and one leg tucked in the other's crook.
Sweet. He whips out his communicator and gets this on vlog.
Put it on the network? Don't be ridiculous. This is for his viewing pleasure only.]
[ ZZZZZ ZZZZZ GAH BRO MOUTHBREATHER SLEEP SLEEP BOO NON DREAM BUBBLE NIGHTMARE OF FUCKING PUPPETS ]
[ result of this thread ]
hey man
do you know a dude who types in green
and talks like grandpa creeping on blue spider chicks
hey man
do you know a dude who types in green
and talks like grandpa creeping on blue spider chicks
[ Auto-Responder has intercepted this text to Dirk and will produce a log transcript of this conversation for Dirk's perusal once it's completed. ]
Hey.
It seems that you're corresponding with a certain Jake English,
Who is another one of the participants playing the game where I'm from.
Hey.
It seems that you're corresponding with a certain Jake English,
Who is another one of the participants playing the game where I'm from.
alright cool
so are you two a thing??
not that im judging or nothing
im just trying to gauge how long ive got to sleep in my own room for
so are you two a thing??
not that im judging or nothing
im just trying to gauge how long ive got to sleep in my own room for
Not yet.
We haven't completed the rites of passage that transforms us from brobuds to the specific "thing" that you're talking about.
The circumstances for which I'd prepared to make some sort of formal romantic overture toward him have deviated drastically from the original model,
And it's pertinent to run these calculations again with new variables.
It shouldn't affect you or Davesprite much because I don't expect us to start brobunking anytime soon.
We haven't completed the rites of passage that transforms us from brobuds to the specific "thing" that you're talking about.
The circumstances for which I'd prepared to make some sort of formal romantic overture toward him have deviated drastically from the original model,
And it's pertinent to run these calculations again with new variables.
It shouldn't affect you or Davesprite much because I don't expect us to start brobunking anytime soon.
so what youre saying is that youre totes cool with us just huddling in the corner while you two complete the rite of passage that leads to you guys being a thing
but more importantly
youre saying that we brobunk
but more importantly
youre saying that we brobunk
It seems that having both bros bear witness is a special honor.
It's only natural to be cool with your presence.
Better yet, take a front row seat and get all up with the action.
There is an absurd, sky-high chance that you, Davesprite, and I do brobunk.
Are you saying that we don't brobunk, Dave?
It's only natural to be cool with your presence.
Better yet, take a front row seat and get all up with the action.
There is an absurd, sky-high chance that you, Davesprite, and I do brobunk.
Are you saying that we don't brobunk, Dave?
oh god
if thats how you were thinking bout it
we sure as hell dont brobunk anymore
if thats how you were thinking bout it
we sure as hell dont brobunk anymore
Edited 2012-07-13 00:26 (UTC)
i am the fucking furthest i have ever been from hot and bothered
dave strider on the rocks
thats me
coolkid on ice
worst fucking disney ice skating spectacular you ever sold tickets to
you need both the cool and the ice to show how frigid the shoulder im giving you is
dave strider on the rocks
thats me
coolkid on ice
worst fucking disney ice skating spectacular you ever sold tickets to
you need both the cool and the ice to show how frigid the shoulder im giving you is
bro.
room. now.
english will be there.
room. now.
english will be there.
[ Auto-Responder decides to let this last text go through to Dirk but keeps everything else filtered away from him. Welp. ]
[ In the meanwhile, Dirk checks out the not-strife challenge.
Whoa, waitaminute. English will be there. English, as in Jake English... is here?
Oh god. What the fucking hell is Jake doing here?
Time to head on down. ]
[ In the meanwhile, Dirk checks out the not-strife challenge.
Whoa, waitaminute. English will be there. English, as in Jake English... is here?
Oh god. What the fucking hell is Jake doing here?
Time to head on down. ]
[ After reading this. ]
Dirk come in dirk. English to strider. Bestest bro to bestest bro. I have something important to say.
WE ARE GOING TO FREAKING DIE!!!!!!!
Dirk come in dirk. English to strider. Bestest bro to bestest bro. I have something important to say.
WE ARE GOING TO FREAKING DIE!!!!!!!
Edited 2012-07-13 12:44 (UTC)
[ At this point, they've likely already sorted out that Dirk and Auto-Responder are aboard the Tranquility.
Anyway, Auto-Responder has intercepted this text to Dirk and will produce a log transcript of this conversation for Dirk's perusal once it's completed. ]
Here I am, your bestest bro,
Fresh out of mid-ablution to answer the big, blinding brosignal in the sky.
Where's this urgent threat that'll bring about our demise?
Anyway, Auto-Responder has intercepted this text to Dirk and will produce a log transcript of this conversation for Dirk's perusal once it's completed. ]
Here I am, your bestest bro,
Fresh out of mid-ablution to answer the big, blinding brosignal in the sky.
Where's this urgent threat that'll bring about our demise?
AAAUUUUUGGHHHHHHH.
DAMN YOU, AUTO RESPONDER.
*DAMN YOUUUU.*
DAMN YOU, AUTO RESPONDER.
*DAMN YOUUUU.*
Alright man let me lay it on you as it is. I have some unfinished business to square away with you so i will put my freak out aside to segway ourselves into *another* conversation that has nothing to do with the fact that this place is haunted with ghastly dark omens and unfortunate mishaps that is, in short, resulting in a minor panic attack here.
For starters you are to never threaten my mammary glands like that ever again!! Jeeze louise i felt mortified! Have you no decency at all??????
I also request you keep in your familiar vermilion font when responding to me ESPECIALLY.
For starters you are to never threaten my mammary glands like that ever again!! Jeeze louise i felt mortified! Have you no decency at all??????
I also request you keep in your familiar vermilion font when responding to me ESPECIALLY.
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Hey, bro. [ Dave rolls in bed until he faces the general area wherein Dirk is messing with one of his many projects. ] Got some work for you. Wanna check it out?
Hey, bro. [ Dave rolls in bed until he faces the general area wherein Dirk is messing with one of his many projects. ] Got some work for you. Wanna check it out?
Some new kid needs someone to fix genius-tier tech.
Read up on the shit I said to 008 » 003. Ignore the leprechauns. You can do it on the way.
[ AND THEY'RE OFF this thread continues over here ]
[ AND THEY'RE OFF this thread continues over here ]
It seems you're casting aside the guise of crafty disingenuousness and revealing all your nude vulnerabilities in earnest.
There's a record-breaking, space-soaring high chance you desire that I discard my clothing as well.
But I've already come as nakedly as possible to your rescue,
And here you are, discussing the life or death circumstances surrounding your man nips.
Who's the one being indecent now?
It seems I mistook you for a dapper young gentleman when you're rather the feisty little tiger. Rawrrrr.
There's a record-breaking, space-soaring high chance you desire that I discard my clothing as well.
But I've already come as nakedly as possible to your rescue,
And here you are, discussing the life or death circumstances surrounding your man nips.
Who's the one being indecent now?
It seems I mistook you for a dapper young gentleman when you're rather the feisty little tiger. Rawrrrr.
"It seems"!!!
"IT SEEMS"!!! Fucking hell its so blatantly obvious youre nothing but a friggen robotic hunk of shit!!!
Oh har har har go on more mister auto responder with all your record breaking percentage horse shit. What other information can you pull out of your asshole?!?!?!
Actually dont answer that i dont need to know anymore of your damn malarkey that probably isnt even accurate.
Shut up, man. I was going to say how absolutely bully it is to be talking to you once again but if youre going to be giving me a hard time i hold back what i was going to say.
In any case i suppose since the douchebag himself isnt going to be talking to me i might as well exchange words with you unless youre going to be unhelpful. Im already a bit panicked right now so i would much appreciate it if youd not get me flustered by your vulgar speaking.
Apparently this ship is haunted and several people have died. Theyve been here for months and months and nobody has successfully gotten face to face with our captors. As exciting and enthralling as a horror sci-fi adventure may seem, i cannot help but feel a little nervous and unsettled.
Especially within my stomach.
All im asking is perhaps a few comforting words so i dont upchuck on everything.. unless youre incapable of that.
"IT SEEMS"!!! Fucking hell its so blatantly obvious youre nothing but a friggen robotic hunk of shit!!!
Oh har har har go on more mister auto responder with all your record breaking percentage horse shit. What other information can you pull out of your asshole?!?!?!
Actually dont answer that i dont need to know anymore of your damn malarkey that probably isnt even accurate.
Shut up, man. I was going to say how absolutely bully it is to be talking to you once again but if youre going to be giving me a hard time i hold back what i was going to say.
In any case i suppose since the douchebag himself isnt going to be talking to me i might as well exchange words with you unless youre going to be unhelpful. Im already a bit panicked right now so i would much appreciate it if youd not get me flustered by your vulgar speaking.
Apparently this ship is haunted and several people have died. Theyve been here for months and months and nobody has successfully gotten face to face with our captors. As exciting and enthralling as a horror sci-fi adventure may seem, i cannot help but feel a little nervous and unsettled.
Especially within my stomach.
All im asking is perhaps a few comforting words so i dont upchuck on everything.. unless youre incapable of that.
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